Professor Chaos

Professor Chaos

Sativa Dominant Hybrid
Grade: AAA+ / THC: 25.5% / CBD: 0%
Lineage: Mad Scientist Jack The Ripper

Flavor Notes:
Apple, Berry, Citrus, Lemon, Lime, Pine, Spicy

Common Effects:
Creative, Focus, Motivation, Sociable, Uplifting

Common Usage:
Arthritis, Chronic Pain, Depression, Fatigue, Headaches

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Professor Chaos is a slightly sativa dominant hybrid (65% sativa/35% indica) strain created as a powerful cross of the insanely potent Mad Scientist X Jack the Ripper strains. This insanely potent bud is powered by a intensely high THC level that ranges between 21-24% on average that leaves you with a cerebral effect that melts away any hope of functionality. The high starts with a clear-headed punch to the head complete with cerebral energy and uplifted motivation. This soaring head effect is anchored by an overpowering body high that leaves you utterly stoned with a heavy sense of couch-lock and an inability to move or speak. As you fade away into the confines of your spiraling imagination, you’ll experience a complete relief of any pain in your mind or body that eases you into a deep and peaceful uninterrupted sleep. Because of these often overpowering effects, Professor Chaos is said to be perfect for treating insomnia, nightmares, muscle spasms or tremors, and Multiple Sclerosis. Professor Chaos buds have long dense super sparkly grape-shaped neon green nugs with rich purple undertones, sparse orange hairs, and a glittering frosty layer of crystal white trichomes. This bud has a spicy sour aroma and taste of sweet apple berry with a sharp citrus aftertaste.

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Accepted payments:

  • Cash On Delivery
  • Interac Email Transfer

Three (3) time slots:

  • Morning – 11:00 am – 2:00 pm
  • Afternoon – 3:00 pm – 6:00 pm
  • Evening – 6:00 pm – 8:00 pm

Please note that last call is 7:30pm. Any orders placed before last call will be delivered same day. Any orders placed after will be processed the following day.

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Here’s some details:

  • Free mail order shipping with orders above $150
  • Interac e-mail transfer as payment only
  • Tracking number is sent via e-mail once dispatched
  • Packages will take 1-3 business days to be delivered
  • Canada-wide mail delivery

Please note that we ship to Canadian addresses only.

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For any questions, inquires or concerns, please contact us via live chat – email – text/call.
Dispatch: (437) 223-1836
Email: [email protected]
Live Chat: Green button located bottom right corner

1 review for Professor Chaos

  1. Vucci

    Super tropical tangie nose to this. Comparable to the Agent orange in some sort of way!

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