99 Problems

$49.99$149.99

99 Problems

Sativa Dominant Hybrid
Grade: AAA / THC: 24.5% / CBD: 0%
Lineage: White 99 x Stardawg

Flavor Notes:
Orange, Diesel, Fruity, Spicy, Sweet

Common Effects:
Calming, Creative, Happy, Relaxing, Sociable, Uplifting

Common Usage:
ADD/ADHD, Depression, Fatigue, Nausea, Stress

(2 customer reviews)

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Maintain fresh flowers by using Boveda 4g sachets for 7 – 14 grams.

99 Problems is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (70% sativa/30% indica) created through crossing the powerful White 99 X Stardawg strains. With this bud, you’ll have absolutely zero problems in both mind and body after just one tasty little toke. The 99 Problems high is super energizing yet soothing in nature, with effects that will get the mental gears turning while helping the physical form relax. You’ll feel a lifted sense hit you almost as soon as you exhale, lifting the spirits into a happy and euphoric state that’s filled with uplifted energy and creativity. A calming body high accompanies this heady lift, helping you stretch out and relax or get up and start moving, completely ache and pain-free. In combination with its super high 23-31% average THC level, these effects make 99 Problems a great choice for treating conditions such as chronic fatigue, depression, chronic stress, ADD or ADHD and nausea or appetite loss. This bud has a sweet and fruity berry flavor with hints of fresh diesel and spicy herbs upon exhale. The aroma is very similar, with a pungent spicy overtone accented by a punch of peppery diesel and fruity blueberries. This bud has fat oversized spade-shaped nugs with lots of bright orange hairs and a coating of milky white crystal trichomes.

Weight

14 G, 1 OZ, 2 OZ

Same Day Delivery

Receive your order today within 30 minutes – 2 hours (depending on location). Our team is constantly working to service the Greater Toronto community with premium cannabis, discreet service, and exceptional customer service.

Spend above $150 to receive free same day delivery*

Accepted payments:

  • Cash On Delivery
  • Interac Email Transfer

Three (3) time slots:

  • Morning – 11:00 am – 2:00 pm
  • Afternoon – 3:00 pm – 6:00 pm
  • Evening – 6:00 pm – 8:00 pm

Please note that last call is 7:30pm. Any orders placed before last call will be delivered same day. Any orders placed after will be processed the following day.

For any questions, inquires or concerns, please contact us via live chat – email – text/call.
Dispatch: (437) 223-1836
Email: [email protected]
Live Chat: Green button located bottom right corner

Mail Order

Best thing about mail orders from Zen Garden is that we’re quick, discreet and fully vacuum sealed. You can rest assured that your package will be blended in with your amazon orders! All mail orders are shipped via CanadaPost Xpress when placed before 7:30pm. Try us out and you’ll wonder why you even shopped weed mail order anywhere else!

Here’s some details:

  • Free mail order shipping with orders above $150
  • Interac e-mail transfer as payment only
  • Tracking number is sent via e-mail once dispatched
  • Packages will take 1-3 business days to be delivered
  • Canada-wide mail delivery

Please note that we ship to Canadian addresses only.

For any questions, inquires or concerns, please contact us via live chat – email – text/call.
Dispatch: (437) 223-1836
Email: [email protected]
Live Chat: Green button located bottom right corner

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For any questions, inquires or concerns, please contact us via live chat – email – text/call.
Dispatch: (437) 223-1836
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Refer A Friend

You love stoners, we love stoners, we all love stoners! Gather as many stoner friends/family as you can and share our products with them so they can see our high quality products and service. For every referral you bring to us after they place their first order, you both will receive a $25 credit for the next order. A coupon code will be presented to you via e-mail.

Here’s the steps on how to refer a friend:

  • Have your friend register with us and select the “Referral” button on the page. Note the friend who referred you!
  • Once we have verified your documents, you’ll be approved within minutes.
  • Shop and proceed to place order.
  • In the checkout page, note that you were referred by: (Stoners name)
  • After you’ve completed your order you will receive an e-mail with your code

Ta da! How easy is that? There’s a reason why our community is so big because of the huge incentive you receive when referring a friend. This is an unlimited time use so you can refer as many stoners as you’d like to receive your free $25 credit.

For any questions, inquires or concerns, please contact us via live chat – email – text/call.
Dispatch: (437) 223-1836
Email: [email protected]
Live Chat: Green button located bottom right corner

2 reviews for 99 Problems

  1. JimmyHarrison

    Good choice on my mix and match oz. Real happy with the buds

  2. RadMitz

    Nice mellow sativa for a day buzz

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